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bunker monkey 

a young child that volunteers their services and/or time to the operation of a paintball or reball facility.
I'v got 3 bunker monkeys reffing today.
bunker monkey by bunker monkey August 29, 2007

Bunker money 

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.
Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.
Bunker money by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024

Monkey Bunked 

When something dies in a cool/embarrassing/funny way

When a monkey gets bunked
"You just got Monkey Bunked!"

"Dude, Ford just got Monkey Bunked!"
Monkey Bunked by Skylineclark January 30, 2022

Bunkermonkey 

When one paintball player routinely runs up to a bunker that another paintball players from the opposite team is hiding behind and shoots them from a very close range.
Player 1:
"Did you see that guy run up and bunker all those guys?"
Player 2:
"Yeah, hes a bunkermonkey for sure!"
Bunkermonkey by ArgentForce February 19, 2012

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026