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bunker monkey 

a young child that volunteers their services and/or time to the operation of a paintball or reball facility.
I'v got 3 bunker monkeys reffing today.
bunker monkey by bunker monkey August 29, 2007

Bunker money 

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.
Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.
Bunker money by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024

Monkey Bunked 

When something dies in a cool/embarrassing/funny way

When a monkey gets bunked
"You just got Monkey Bunked!"

"Dude, Ford just got Monkey Bunked!"
Monkey Bunked by Skylineclark January 30, 2022

Bunkermonkey 

When one paintball player routinely runs up to a bunker that another paintball players from the opposite team is hiding behind and shoots them from a very close range.
Player 1:
"Did you see that guy run up and bunker all those guys?"
Player 2:
"Yeah, hes a bunkermonkey for sure!"
Bunkermonkey by ArgentForce February 19, 2012
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026