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bunker monkey 

a young child that volunteers their services and/or time to the operation of a paintball or reball facility.
I'v got 3 bunker monkeys reffing today.
bunker monkey by bunker monkey August 29, 2007

Bunker money 

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.
Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.
Bunker money by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024

Monkey Bunked 

When something dies in a cool/embarrassing/funny way

When a monkey gets bunked
"You just got Monkey Bunked!"

"Dude, Ford just got Monkey Bunked!"
Monkey Bunked by Skylineclark January 30, 2022

Bunkermonkey 

When one paintball player routinely runs up to a bunker that another paintball players from the opposite team is hiding behind and shoots them from a very close range.
Player 1:
"Did you see that guy run up and bunker all those guys?"
Player 2:
"Yeah, hes a bunkermonkey for sure!"
Bunkermonkey by ArgentForce February 19, 2012