bunkilitus 

When you are too lazy to go to gym /school/work and need a illness to support this choice .The lazyassed sickness .no sick note required .a real syndrome .absolutely contagious.

Sorry i cant come to gym .i have bunkalitus/bunkilitus

bunkilitus by Sweatie September 4, 2017

Bunkalitis

A sickness only found in students which allows them to miss school for the day.

Tom has got bunkalitis thats why he is not at school today.

Guys I think I will have bunkalitis tomorrow.

Bunkalitis by Nicola Bean May 6, 2009

Bungalitus 

A CUNT

I'm not sure what's up with bartholemew but I think he has a case of bungalitus...

Bungalitus by Bbl.. January 7, 2023