Bumsquelch

The squelchy noise made by the anal passage when moist.

Hey Diggler whats that noise?

Ahh it's just my Bumsquelch!

by Keithy Chafferton February 22, 2011

Bumsquatch

A loser who's afraid to make the first move in a relationship

He wont kiss you?! Hes such a bumsquatch

by Sweddish fish and thrasher September 7, 2013

Bum squelch

Another word for a fart

I just bum squelched

by Eshabs April 26, 2019

bosquelch

Bosquelching is the act of squelching in someones backyard. If you get caught, you have to start Boshumping

Tim: "SQUELCHHHHHHHHH"
John: "Tim, why are you Bosquelching in my backyard?"
Tim: "Oh sorry John, ill start Boshumping.
John: "Thats the spirit!

by burrito.swae March 30, 2017

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023