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Bumsquatch 

A loser who's afraid to make the first move in a relationship
He wont kiss you?! Hes such a bumsquatch

Bum squelch 

Another word for a fart
Bum squelch by Eshabs April 26, 2019

bosquelch 

Bosquelching is the act of squelching in someones backyard. If you get caught, you have to start Boshumping
Tim: "SQUELCHHHHHHHHH"
John: "Tim, why are you Bosquelching in my backyard?"
Tim: "Oh sorry John, ill start Boshumping.
John: "Thats the spirit!
bosquelch by burrito.swae March 30, 2017

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch) 

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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