Bumsquelch 

The squelchy noise made by the anal passage when moist.

Hey Diggler whats that noise?

Ahh it's just my Bumsquelch!

Bumsquelch by Keithy Chafferton February 22, 2011

Bumsquatch 

A loser who's afraid to make the first move in a relationship

He wont kiss you?! Hes such a bumsquatch

Bumsquatch by Sweddish fish and thrasher September 7, 2013

Bum squelch 

Another word for a fart

I just bum squelched

Bum squelch by Eshabs April 26, 2019

bosquelch 

Bosquelching is the act of squelching in someones backyard. If you get caught, you have to start Boshumping

Tim: "SQUELCHHHHHHHHH"
John: "Tim, why are you Bosquelching in my backyard?"
Tim: "Oh sorry John, ill start Boshumping.
John: "Thats the spirit!

bosquelch by burrito.swae March 30, 2017

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch) 

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch) by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023