Bumplock

A lock that opens for any key. The oposit of a master key. Also a term for a loose girl or zoot.

If you want something stole, put a bump lock on it.

Shaniquas a bumplock who knows who her baby daddy be?

by Ajar2far January 16, 2022

bumlock

Where inserting ones penis into anothers anus you become attatched to them and are unable to relieve yourself from that particular orafice without a hospital visit.

bloke: take that slut!
slut: Owwwwwwwwww!
bloke: shit... i cant get out, a bloody bumlock!

by blemeh August 5, 2003

Bumlock Egg Whisk

Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.

I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special

by tjs343 January 18, 2023

The Bumlock

Potentially the world's most dangerous wrestling maneuver, perfected in Belgium in the late 18th century by Shaolin Gypsies. The technique itself is shrouded in mystery, the most recent known practitioner of the Bumlock is William Roache who plays Ken Barlow in Coronation street. Currently outlawed by all Professional wrestling Organisations because of its Brutal Nature.

J.R- "Oh my god King its the Bumlock!"

King- "Here, i hate the Bumlock it lashes!"

by "The Mantlepiece" Chris Mantle March 13, 2009

cyberian bumlock

A sex possition, two dicks required for this one, like a reverse scissor move, both dicks enter the other person's anus at the same time making double penetration for the pair... three way cyberian bum lock is called the clapping bum-shuffle.

I totally but her boyfriend in the cyberian bumlock.

by rocka-cocka February 24, 2010

Bumpocket

An annoying person. References the back pocket in a pair of trousers. Anything kept in it is annoying when you sit down.

Where are you? Stuck in the car park... some bumpocket has parked me in.

by Dank Spangle April 27, 2022