Bumpaddle

Despite what you may be told, Bumpaddle is not a British sport similar to Cricket. It is, in fact, a cricket themed pornography magazine.

Michael, upon noticing is son has seen the Bumpaddle cover line: “Visit From The Swat Team”: "“We’re just getting back from the bumpaddle courts."

by Slijper January 29, 2021

Bumhandle

1. Used In Many Ways
2. An Insult
3. A Humourous Way Of Calling Somebody A Dipstick

1. You Bumhandle!
2. Oh, You Bumhandle

by Anthony Luka Davenport April 6, 2022

bumfiddle

simply, an action where you flex your bum cheeks and somehow figure out how to play a fiddle with it.

"Oh my god, that guy is such a good bumfiddler!"

"Yeah look at his bootie flex that fiddle in such a violent way!"

by giannapranker123 July 11, 2009

Bumfiddle

Bateson87 is a bumfiddle

Dylan:bateson is my bumfiddle
Matt:same

by Bumfiddlejim May 5, 2019

Bumfuddle

1. to place an object in one's own anus to assert dominance over the object. Often times a coping mechanism

1. John believed that he deserved a better grade than the unsatisfactory grade that he received on his test. So he bumfuddled the test to show it who was boss.

by Dr. Manuel February 23, 2004

Bum Paddle

Some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the bum, thus the name bum paddle.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.

Man: We hit the bum paddle courts today- tomorrow I'll expect we'll try squash...

by Lafawnda 1013832 April 15, 2008

bumpable

a term used to describe a female one would appreciate sexual intercourse with

she's bumpable, i'd love to do her

by apb November 2, 2004