Bummer Hummer 

Blow job equal to a pity fuck

Sara gave roger a bummer hummer after she saw him wallowing in self pity at the party

Bummer Hummer by Mtbeb September 18, 2017

Hummer Bummer

When anal is performed in the back of a car.

Hey man how was that hummer bummer last night?

Hummer Bummer by Comota March 22, 2017

hummer bumper 

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

hummer bumper by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

The Bammer Hammer 

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.

"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"

The Bammer Hammer by Lavabite October 26, 2020

Bummertummer 

When everyone around you is a bummer tummer. You will not know what to do. Apologies to anyone who experiences this.

“You know what you are all acting like such bummertummers”

Bummertummer by Quomisaword June 15, 2020