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Eternal bumflower 

A group of seven male friends begin a circle jerk on a rooftop in Southeast Asia. They simultaneously climax, then throw their legs back like synchronized swimmers forming a perfect star and tan their buttholes for 10 minutes.
Hey buds, don't miss the eternal bumflower this Sunday!
Related Words
A G-string. A piece of underwear that has a thin strip of fabric that hides in the crack between the buttock cheeks, rather than covering that crack like normal underwear. Named for the similarity with dental floss, that cleans the cracks between teeth.
"Look, She's wearing bumfloss. No wonder she's walking oddly"
bumfloss by ClayPipe July 16, 2008

Bumflaps 

When an arse is so emmense that the cheeks turn into flaps. Can be used as a negative term.
Description

Jeff: Damn that girls so huge shes got bumflaps!

Negative

Jim: you missed the strippers and free beer.
Pete: oh bumflaps.
Bumflaps by DazCorp February 28, 2005

Bumfluptuous 

To be pleasing. To be seen and cause pleasure. To be pretty.
The woman's tits were very bumfluptuous.

Michael Jordan's jump shot is the defintion of bumfluptuous.
Bumfluptuous by Daniel October 13, 2004
It's underwear. Is there anything else to know?
I lost my bumflap, where could it be!
bumflap by He who likes Bukkake February 2, 2005
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026