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When you suck cocaine up your asshole and your friend snorts it back out
Dude, wanna bumdust me later?
Bumdust by Eggmen June 9, 2018
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The brown dust that falls from the bottom of someone who doesn't wipe properly. It's the dust of dried-up feces.
Have you seen Lee's bumdust? It falls all over the place. They really need to learn to wipe properly.
bumdust by arthur the third December 12, 2023
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The brown fecal colour and flakes that appear around an anus.
When she bent over, Kyle could clearly see a ring of bumrust around her anus.
bumrust by jungletriad December 5, 2004

Bundustled 

Bundustled -noun.

When you show up for work and don't know what your hours are, and a fellow employee let's you believe you're a closer, even though you're scheduled off hours before.
Dude, you were off at 6, why are you still here?

Sara said I was a closer and I didn't check the schedule.

Bro... she bundustled you
Bundustled by B~ROB November 9, 2017

Bum Dust 

The little bits of weed left over at the bottom of the bag.
"Dude, all I got is like..a bowl's worth of bum dust.."
Bum Dust by B.Luv January 13, 2009
an anus that is riddled with fust,or a brown mossy type of fungus that is caused by lack of bum-hygene or clagnut infestations,mainly found surounding the clagnut riddled sphincters of fat girls,you can usually identify bumfust by the brown and black fluffy lumps of dryed shat and arse-hair,and also the ripe smell of arse vinegar and sour shit
i was just about to 69 the bitch when i got an eye full of bumfust!
her bumfust was of such a vast quantity that i puked on her beef curtains
bumfust by liam mccormack January 8, 2008

Bum dust 

Bum-dust: The bit of V shaped residue left on the back of a toilet seat after a poo.

Commonly containing a mixture of underwear fluff, skin and pubes.
Ffs Andy! You've left bum dust on the toilet again!
Bum dust by Sgt Poopybutthole June 10, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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