Bum perm 

The act of twirling your long bum hairs around your fingers thus creating a Permed set of buttocks.

A-Yo that guy's so cool, I wonder if he perms his bum hair?
H-yeah I've got a bum perm and what am outcheaaaaa. Wagwarn zuzzeh
A-woah
Z-.......

Bum perm by ChayzOnToast August 16, 2017

Permit bum 

Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.

Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum

Permit bum by truthteller312 January 27, 2020

bumpermagnet

A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.

ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.

The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. It is lucky is when you only end up with a case of road rash.

This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.

bumpermagnet by coyotemutt March 7, 2014

bumpermagnet

A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.

ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.

The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. Lucky is when you just get a case of road rash.

This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.

bumpermagnet by coyotemutt March 7, 2014