bum nuts 

Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.

For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?

bum nuts by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006

bum nuts 

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

bum nuts by Jack December 7, 2004

bum nuts 

1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.

1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!

bum nuts by buzz December 22, 2003

Bum nuts 

Little pieces of poo that are neglected when wiping ones bum.

Mark- "Oi Dave, why are you walkin like that?"
Dave- "Sorry mate, i've got bum nuts!"
Mark- "Wipe yer bloody arse then!!!"

Bum nuts by Danarky May 14, 2003

Bum Nuts 

What your dog leaves on the patio. Normally firm, well formed stools that bear an uncanny resemblance to walnuts, or pieces of chopped sausage.

"That dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again!"

"Gross! I stepped on a bum nut!"

Bum Nuts by Blonefuse June 22, 2008

Dirty Bum Nuts 

An alcohlic beveridge, typically drank warm, mixed to these specifications;
In a styrafoam cup mix:
Two shots of the cheapest whiskey,
" " vodka,
" " rum,
a shot of kahlua,
two olives (color not important),
two old packets of half and half
and a dash of pepper. Enjoy!

For those D.B.N. fans out there try;
salting the rim of your cup for a Sweaty D.B.N.
and adding a couple of taco bell sauces will give you
a hot D.B.N.
Mix and match... Try and find one you like!

Chris: Damn, Jay. I wanna get wasted, but all I have till payday is tree fitty.
Jay: Well your in luck, Chris! Have you ever tried a Hot-n-Sweaty Dirty Bum Nuts?!?!

Dirty Bum Nuts by yuckie July 25, 2007

Bum’s Nutsack 

Bum’s Nutsack is a rusty, dusty, crusty man. Commally known as Bob.

Hey! Yo! It’s Bum’s Nutsack! (Bob)

Bum’s Nutsack by Bumsns January 11, 2019