Bum Nuts

What your dog leaves on the patio. Normally firm, well formed stools that bear an uncanny resemblance to walnuts, or pieces of chopped sausage.
"That dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again!"

"Gross! I stepped on a bum nut!"
by Blonefuse July 11, 2008
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