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pokey bum fanny wank part 2 

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

bum fancy 

A quite preposterous and rather Victorian way to describe gay sex
Did you witness Dave and billy in the alleyway?

I consider bum fancy was involved!!
bum fancy by anonymous July 13, 2022

fancy a bum 

When a guy asks another guy "do you fancy a bum?" he wants to know if he's into some man on man action.

Same as 'fancy ass sex'.
- Hey mate, what a nice day.
- Do you fancy a bum?
- I beg your pardon?
- Yeah, you and me, getting some.
fancy a bum by Fabilicious March 10, 2008

fancy a bum 

When someone asks 'fancy a bum', it can often be translated as 'fancy a cuppa'. However caution should be used when using this term with people who are unfamiliar with the phrase.

Often used in the work place.
Chris: Ayup Tom, just got out of a long meeting and really fancy a bum.
fancy a bum by iBeech October 9, 2014

fancy a bum 

A question to colleagues or friends (mainly in a work/office environment) when you are gasping for a cup of tea and want to go to the kitchen in a group to get drinks and socialise.
Tom - "I'm quite thirsty."
Chris - "Fancy a bum?"
Tom - "I'd love a bum. Put the kettle on and I'll meet you in the kitchen."
fancy a bum by megaduff October 9, 2014

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026