Bum Monkey 

Of Arab origin, a Bum Monkey is a small, Anal-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal passage. It feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.

Karim is a Bum Monkey in Fahd's ass!

Bum Monkey by Maverick Corleone May 31, 2006

bum monkey 

an male who tends to hang around the anal orifice of other men

dude that guy checking you out is a bum monkey

bum monkey by captainspanker March 13, 2009

The Bum Bead Monkey 

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

The Bum Bead Monkey by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010

monkey bum

when between your ass cheeks gets sweaty and my begin chaffing and causes discomfort.

hey i got some real bad monkey bum right now.

monkey bum by extremeknowledge May 18, 2011

Monkey bum face 

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

Monkey bum face by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

kinky monkey bum sex 

when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass

sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex

kinky monkey bum sex by teague k January 28, 2008

Baby Monkey Bum 

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.

"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."

Baby Monkey Bum by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011