Bulgayria
Bulgayria by Bulbasaur777 March 8, 2023
Bulgarian
The hottest and loudest people on the planet. You know you're Bulgarian when:
1) your normal volume is twice that of your other friends
2) you eat your body weight in baklava and shopska salad
3) you've been drinking beer since you were in diapers
4) headache? rakiya! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!
5) music videos are mostly softcore porn
6) you have to explain chalga to everyone
7) your baba will tell you to lose weight but won't let you leave the house unless you've eaten four servings of manja
8) you yell "opa!" at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake
1) your normal volume is twice that of your other friends
2) you eat your body weight in baklava and shopska salad
3) you've been drinking beer since you were in diapers
4) headache? rakiya! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!
5) music videos are mostly softcore porn
6) you have to explain chalga to everyone
7) your baba will tell you to lose weight but won't let you leave the house unless you've eaten four servings of manja
8) you yell "opa!" at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake
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Basically anything which makes your result correct. (In Bulgaria they call this "coefficient of adjustment".)
Bulgarian constant by tomask July 7, 2021
Bulgaria
Friend: Yoooo in my glorious country Bulgaria, they have those but wayyyy better. America sucks.
Other friend: Isn't Bulgaria a picnic park in Russia?
Other friend: Isn't Bulgaria a picnic park in Russia?
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When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.
Bulgarian Shit Twister by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015
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