Bug Bed

A bed full of bugs, especially bedbugs.

Wiley: Damn, my arm itches so bad right now. That hotel I was in last night had bedbugs and I didn’t realize until the morning!

Erin: You SLEPT in a bug bed? I’m so sorry but also that’s disgusting. I’ll talk to you out here but you can’t come inside until I know you won’t bring bugs into my house.

by Forgettable Name July 4, 2024

Bed bug style

When two people are having sex and a third surprises the one penetrating the first with surprise butt sex similar to the way bed bugs mate via impaling a male currently engaged in sex with his penis and inseminating the female through the other male's body.

Man, last night I surprised my friends by doing it bed bug style!

by Vorsteher Agony August 20, 2019

Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.

And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.

by Jonathan May 5, 2005

bed bug broad

a woman who's entire existence is fucked up,disorganized,dirty,lacking any common sense,no knowledge of fashion, nervous & totally manic.

That Diane is a fucking bed bug broad.

by The Flying Sicilian March 22, 2010

Bed Bug

Any person who sends their social media following after another creator.

I am being mass reported by an army of bed bugs.

I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.

by Glhfiaw April 11, 2022

Bed bug chic

A popular fashion trend that says, "I look good, and I'm protecting myself from Bed bug infestation".

Jim: What's with Cathy from accounts receivable wearing that skin tight hazmat suit?

Barry: I heard they were checking for bed bugs in the office over the weekend. She must have freaked out and gone bed bug chic.

by motivatedkiller September 29, 2010

bed bug

A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with

Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.

by Gibblits June 4, 2018