Bufferbating

1. When you're masturbating to internet porn on a 56k connection, and right as you hit your climax the video starts buffering, so you end up orgasming to a buffering bar.

I always want to kill myself after bufferbating.

by AlphaR0meo October 14, 2012

bufferting

The day between Monday and Tuesday.

Happy bufferting to you.

by BNOOMZ December 7, 2018

Busterbating

The act of masturbating on public transportation in view of other riders. Can be performed by a bus bandit or even by a driver or conductors. For an extra thrill, you can also videotape yourself and post the videos later online for others to enjoy. The solo version of a bus job.

"I was on my way to work this morning and the guy in front of me was either busterbating or he had one nasty case of crabs."

by adurabull August 26, 2013

Baffercating

Baffercating is the act of masturbating to gorilla grip gorilla pussy gorilla porn.

Baff gone full monkey mode, he's baffercating again

by Iamtoan September 19, 2021