Buffal-Ho 

A large overly aggressive female (no particular race - ethnicity - or age) who spends the majority of their time lounging, self-indulging and blaming all their misfortunes what ever excuse they can find (friends, family, government, their own kids, baby's daddy or lack of, planetary alignment, etc.) instead of taking responsibility for their own actions and/or decisions. Buffal-Ho is a combination of size, look and lifestyle.

**NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CLASSY BIG WOMAN (BBW)**

THE TYPICAL BUFFAL-HO SIGHTING:

* The Maury Povich Show & Jerry Springer Show

* At your local bar/night club aggressively pursuing or rubbing on stranger(s)

* In a residential parking lot or walking from a residence while adjusting their skirt/blouse/panties - typically between the 3AM to 5AM.

* Any vehicle where one side is weighed down more than the other.

* At the corner market buying a wide variety of high-fructose beverages, 2 course canned food dinner for her and/or her kids while buying lotto tickets and low grade alcohol beverages - Buffal-Hos can be seen in this activity between 5PM-8PM at least four days out of each week.

BUFFAL-HO IN A SENTENCE:

* -Guy at the bar- "See the way that Buffal-Ho is rubbing against me? We're going so I can dip my tender loin into her Buffal-Ho sauce"

* -random person- "That Buffal-Ho is on Maury Povich again trying to find who her new baby's daddy is!"

* -Guy at bar closing time- "Act quick young Squanto, the Buffal-Ho are running and must spear one tonight"

BUFFAL-HO CHARACTERISTICS AND SPECIAL ABILITIES:

*Wears sweat pants or stretch pants and sneakers for 85% of the time.

* Ability to work the government and charitable organizations for excessive hand-me-outs.

* Breathes heavily even though she's been sitting still for a while.

* Use parenting skills resulting their child's advance survivor skills at an early age.

* Consume the USDA weekly recommended calorie intake in one day.

* Attract recently discharged convicts.

* Has a tough time keeping food in the fridge, but can budget $400 worth make-up, clothes, lotto tickets and bar drinks every week.

* The ability, in public, to shrug off dignity & self-awareness of their mannerisms or attire all while confronting normal people as if they were the idiots.

HOW TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A BUFFAL-HO:

* People DON'T cut in front of you when your girl is present.

* Your phones most dialed number is 9-1-1

* You second guess fighting because your girl isn't there to help.

* You can use one leg of her sweatpants as a sleeping bag, and she has enough for a 2 week camping trip.

Buffal-Ho by Mattie Fee February 7, 2014

Buffalo Hook

An excessive upward bend in ones boner. Similar to a boomerang.

"My Buffalo Hook made the Cuban Underduck nearly impossible. I almost did a front flip!" (see: Cuban Underduck)

Buffalo Hook by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016

Buffalo Hot Rod 

This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.

Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.

Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”

Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”

Little Janie: *muffled cries*

Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”

Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”

Dad: “Daddy loves you”

Audience: “Awww”

*end scene*

Buffalo Hot Rod by cocktupus January 5, 2021

buffalo hoof 

camel toe in massive proportions

That woman has massive camel toe, nar is buffalo hoof

buffalo hoof by Hendogs Cumsalot October 9, 2013

buffalo hot hole

The act of rubbing hot wings on a butt hole then licking it.

jimmy got some extremely spicy wings and gave tina a buffalo hot hole

buffalo hot hole by c-town swinger April 1, 2010

buffalo horn 

A man who has not shaved his pubic hairs in over 4.5 mounths (the horn represents the male's penis)

"Holy crap man when the last time you shaved down south?"

"it's been around 5 mounths"

"haha you've got a buffalo horn"

buffalo horn by purp forty four December 29, 2009

buffalo hot box 

When you eat so many buffalo wings that you begin to prairie dog out of your ass but cant get up because the booth is the only thing pushing it back in. Rather than hold it in, you shit yourself as quick as possible and then run out of the booth and jump in your car. Although, the comfort is short lived because the shit was actually diarrhea and you get cold in your car. This causes you to turn on the heat in your car, with all the diesel fumes coming it it causes you to puke, lose control of the wheel, hit a tree, fly through the window, and empty your colon due to your sudden death.

Jimmy just had a buffalo hot box last week, it's all over the news.

buffalo hot box by Ghosty Gang April 21, 2018