buck snort 

The violent sound your ass makes when gas errupts from it.

What the hell was that? And that nasty funky smell! That my friends is called buck snort! Enjoy it...

buck snort by The Man Carter January 11, 2005

Buck Snort 

When you bury your nose into your spouse's ass hole and blow out through your nose as hard as possible.

69 is amazing honey but you should have finished with a buck snort.

Buck Snort by on May 12, 2019

Buck Snorter 

An extremely long and low toned fart that is usually odorless.

I was watching TV when Tim up and let the deepest buck snorter I've heard in months, and I'll be danged if it aint stanky.

Buck Snorter by Zodiack November 17, 2004

two cents short of a buck 

Basically having an IQ less than average; being Republican, while not being rich (aka cents, money) and not paying much taxes or any due to being poor; a middle class individual who happens to side with Republicans (aka: lack of sense, abstractly inferred by "cents")

That man in the bar, drinking beer and who is rambling about politics is two cents short of a buck.

two cents short of a buck by Epiphiana December 5, 2010

bucksnort 

n. 1. A particularly loud fart (definition used by Gagnon's in central New York)

I want to rip a bucksnort on Jessica Simpson's face.

bucksnort by Gagnon's February 2, 2004

Bucksport 

Small town in Maine where one can spot the native 'Golden Buck' running amok

I gotta head over to Bucksport an' shoot me a golden buck

Bucksport by Goo Goo Ga Ga October 19, 2008

Bucksport 

A town for autistic kids to fail at life.

"Me have a bucksport ejamication"

Bucksport by ItzYeBucksport February 26, 2017