Bruh Momentoes

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A cunt with a massive dick

Bro call me a Bruh Momentoes because ima cunt with a big dick

Bruh Momentoes by Bigboris92 January 9, 2021

Words you can keep

top ten bruh moments

A top ten bruh moment is not an ordinary bruh moment, but one of the top ten, as the name suggests. When one says this phrase in reaction to an incredibly sigh-worthy or devastating moment, they are implying that it is a top ten bruh moment. However, it can simply just be dropped into conversation as a response to anything, just to be annoying and cringy.

Person 1: I lost my elytra and it despawned!

Person 2: Top ten bruh moments.

top ten bruh moments by HolySnurch4Life March 19, 2019

Bruh momento numero dos

It is spanish for Bruh Moment number 2

Guy: bruh momento numero dos
Random Mexican Guy: Gives you a free taco

Bruh momento numero dos by Bruh372517461 September 13, 2019

Bruh Momento

A more original way of saying "Bruh Moment"

"Bruh Momento Numero Dos"

Bruh Momento by DespacitoSpider December 29, 2020

Bruh Momento

When you and your friends are playing CS:GO, and you already died in wingman so its left up to your friend, and he clutches the game with 1hp left, and Bruh Moment doesn't describe your excitement enough so you use Bruh Momento because you're a beaner

Friend: *One taps both of the enemies with a deagle across the map*

Friend 2: That was an absolute Bruh Momento

Bruh Momento by Epic Gamer 01431 November 17, 2019

Bruh Momento

The beaner way of saying “bruh moment” it is used when a dude says or does something stupid in the moment that they do it

The weird kid in class: can people see when there eyes are closed?
The cool kid that no one likes: bruh momento

Bruh Momento by Halobeast123 September 8, 2019

El_Bruh_Momento

One of the greatest Urban Dictionary users put on this earth

Girl 1: OMFG ITS FUCKING El_Bruh_Momento HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY OF HAPINESS
Girl 2: LET MESUCK YOUR BIG THROBBING COCK El_Bruh_Momento

El_Bruh_Momento by El_Bruh_Momento September 29, 2020

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026