Bruce'd

The act of eating or drinking something in a very short period of time.

Bert: Oh, did you see how that guy bruce'd that coke, bro?

Marty: Yeah, what a bloat-goat.

Bruce'd by MagnoZillian November 6, 2025

Sam bruce'd 

When a colorguard rifle is dropped upon one's head at any time.

In the middle of the second movement, Jessica got Sam Bruce'd and got knocked out.

Sam bruce'd by roflcopterpilotlol August 11, 2009

bruce bowen'd

to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.

named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.

ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.

Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?

Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.

bruce bowen'd by real_rodsizzler October 26, 2009

Bruce Lee'd 

When you get to a level of highness which your no longer able to bring any words together in a sentence and you can only make the karate chop sounds that Bruce lee makes

Person 1: here mate you good?

Person 2: hoooooohhoyooah

Person 1: fuck sake not again
Person 2: yeoooohaaaa
Person 1: your Bruce lee'd mate

Bruce Lee'd by Yea mate September 1, 2017

Bruce Dickinson 

The Frontman of the popular British Metal Act, Iron Maiden, One of the greatest ever metal artists ever.

He was the successor of the band after Paul Di'anno, left after the "Fear of the Dark" album and Blaze Bailey stepped in and Bruce came back on the 2000 album "Brave New World" and has been there ever since

"666 the number of the beast, hell and fire was sworn to be released!"

Bruce Dickinson by Bob Bobberson June 13, 2005

Bruce Dickinson 

The fucking man. Has recorded 16 albums with Iron Maiden, 9 solo albums, is an Olympic-level fencer, has written 2 novels, has been a TV actor and presenter, and he owns/can drive a tank. Probably well-endowed as well.

Bruce Dickinson is the pinnacle of human achievement. I bat off to him every night.

Bruce Dickinson by IWouldGiveMyVirginityToBruce February 22, 2008

Bruce Dickinson 

Greatest voice in Heavy Metal. He began his career singing for Samson under the name Bruce Bruce before joining up with Iron Maiden shortly after the departure of Paul Di'Anno. Began his career with a bang after recording the popular album "The Number of the Beast" which showcased his amazing vocal talents- especially in the song "Hallowed Be Thy Name."

Bruce departed from the band pending a solo career after the release of Fear of the Dark. His first album, Tatooed Millionare didn't recieve much acclaim, but when he partnered with Roy Z and made the album Balls to Picasso. Bruce's albums occasionally featured the guitarists of Maiden including Janick Gers and Adrian Smith. Among the most popular of his solo albums are Balls to Picasso, Accident of Birth, The Chemical Wedding(a pseudo-concept album using many of the works of William Blake, and the recent Tyranny of Souls.

In 2000 Bruce returned to Maiden and recorded Brave New World, and later Dance of Death. Bruce hosts a BBC radio show and flys Boeing charter jets for British Airways. He commonly sports the slogan "If it ain't a boeing, I ain't going!" and hosted a special for Discovery Channel UK.

In his off-time Bruce also wrote two books, The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace and The Missionary Position.

Bruce Dickinson is a god.

Bruce Dickinson by Otm July 20, 2008