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brownbottoms 

1. n. A fecalated and arrogant musician, particularly one who is a middle-aged, pretentious, artsy narcissist who fucks a musical instrument and claims to be too busy and important to take the time to wipe his own ass. Since he has no friends, the ass is never wiped; therefore his bottoms remain perpetually brown.

2. n. The soiled pants or underwear of a brownbottoms.

3. v. to insert the bow of a cello, violin, or viola de gamba up one's ass without cleaning it before its musical usage is resumed.
That virtouoso of the cello is a real brownbottoms.

Don't go near him; his brownbottoms will make you wretch and gag.

Ewww, don't touch that instrument--I think some one brownbottomsed it!
brownbottoms by nihilist_ferret December 5, 2004

brownbone 

A female or male of African American descent who has brown skin.
Gabrielle Union, Tichina Arnold, and Kelly Rowland are brownbones.
brownbone by Nancy88 December 10, 2006
(Derogatory) A dark-skinned person of non-European ethnicity.
John: "A bunch of brownoids with screaming kids moved in next door."
Stephen: "How annoying!"
Brownoid by spiggurath June 1, 2023

Brownbow 

Like a rainbow, except a brownbow specifically operates within brown, green, and yellow color spectrum. Generally associated with diarrhea color grading.
After eating that curry last night, I would say I'm about 610nm on the brownbow scale...

Man, what did you eat? I see the full brownbow you left behind...
Brownbow by demorican July 14, 2020

kentucky brownbottom 

the physical remains(in undergarments-although sometimes outwardly bleeding through the pants) of a hangover induced fart that let a bit more out of the body than gas
Did you see Charlie? He said he was gonna fart then took off in a sprint. I looked over and saw he had fat Kentucky Brownbottom. He's gotta slow down on the sauce.

Brownboy 

Street based slang term for heroin.
Gems blowed a complete gram of brownboy last night.
Brownboy by cashsmash May 18, 2011