the process of taking a dump on someone's saran wrap covered face so that they can feel the heat and texture of the act. like waterboarding, but with fecal matter.
by awfulawfulbankers June 11, 2011
Get the brownboard mug.The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.
Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."
by irishfan86 January 16, 2011
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I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.
"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"
common responses from others that hear the phrase said:
Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?
"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"
common responses from others that hear the phrase said:
Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?
by BOOGIEMANN May 2, 2005
Get the download a brownload mug.When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.
by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014
Get the brownward dog mug.Jim: Where did cletus go?
Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.
Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.
by Big booty bertha rex December 9, 2015
Get the Download a brownload mug.When a group of bro's go snowboarding together. No females allowed. Just a bunch of bro's shredding the fresh pow pow.
Brandon: "Hey Matt when you get your license you should drive me and Burch up to the mountain and go snowboarding!"
Matt: "No bro, we'll go broboarding. Just us 3 bros."
Brandon: "Yeah bro! We'll shred the gnar!"
Matt: "No bro, we'll go broboarding. Just us 3 bros."
Brandon: "Yeah bro! We'll shred the gnar!"
by brandonemoninja February 17, 2010
Get the broboarding mug.much like a dirty sanchez, it is when fecal matter is applied to the face in such a way it covers the entire lower jaw and upper lip. it is also typically applied by pirates (homosexual or not) to other sleeping pirates/crewmates/scurvy dogs as a joke. it is punishable by having to walk the plank, getting the shit beaaten out of you, or recieving a brownbeard in an act of revenge from the victim.
"yaaaarrrrr, captain, i gave steve a brownbeard last night! he has no idea!" this is followed by plankwalking and "aaaars" of disapproval, or a hearty round of pirate laughter.
by quintin pruett August 8, 2006
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