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the process of taking a dump on someone's saran wrap covered face so that they can feel the heat and texture of the act. like waterboarding, but with fecal matter.

Gabe loved it when his lady used to brownboard him after eating Indian food.

brownboard by awfulawfulbankers June 11, 2011

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Brownload

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.

Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."

Brownload by irishfan86 January 16, 2011

download a brownload

means you are going to take a crap.

I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.

"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"

common responses from others that hear the phrase said:

Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?

download a brownload by BOOGIEMANN May 2, 2005

brownward dog

Anal sex in the downward dog yoga position.

When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.

brownward dog by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014

Download a brownload

The act of unleashing a massive shit on some poor unsuspecting toilet.

Jim: Where did cletus go?

Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.

Download a brownload by Big booty bertha rex December 9, 2015

broboarding

When a group of bro's go snowboarding together. No females allowed. Just a bunch of bro's shredding the fresh pow pow.

Brandon: "Hey Matt when you get your license you should drive me and Burch up to the mountain and go snowboarding!"
Matt: "No bro, we'll go broboarding. Just us 3 bros."
Brandon: "Yeah bro! We'll shred the gnar!"

broboarding by brandonemoninja February 17, 2010

brownbeard

much like a dirty sanchez, it is when fecal matter is applied to the face in such a way it covers the entire lower jaw and upper lip. it is also typically applied by pirates (homosexual or not) to other sleeping pirates/crewmates/scurvy dogs as a joke. it is punishable by having to walk the plank, getting the shit beaaten out of you, or recieving a brownbeard in an act of revenge from the victim.

"yaaaarrrrr, captain, i gave steve a brownbeard last night! he has no idea!" this is followed by plankwalking and "aaaars" of disapproval, or a hearty round of pirate laughter.

brownbeard by quintin pruett August 8, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026