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Brown shooter

Shot up brown and then drove 60 miles to MIT and shot a professor?
Hym "The brown shooter and the MIT shooter are the same guy? And he drove 60 miles from one shooting to the next and then killed himself? A little farfetched but whatever."
Brown shooter by Hym Iam December 19, 2025

Brown Scooter 

A sexual act when one person lays on there back(The Scooter) with their legs in the air and another person (The Rider) stands on their stomach, holding onto the others legs, and proceeds to excrete all shit onto the scooters face.
Bro me and my girlfriend tried the Brown Scooter last night. It was amazing.
Brown Scooter by ObamaBinLaden911 December 26, 2019

Scooter Brown 

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.
Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?
Scooter Brown by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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