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brown wind 

A breaking of wind (farting) by someone of African or Latin descent.
Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!
brown wind by trendyboy May 8, 2018

Brown Wind Of Doom 

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.
I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.
Brown Wind Of Doom by 2chair May 22, 2015

Brown Windsor 

The sexual or fetish act of defecating into a condom that is placed inside a females vagina until it is of an enormous and filling size.

Like the Bukkake ritual, for best effect this should be performed by multiple people for maximum filling, or one person who has has an adequate amount of feces.

The condom is then tied off and rammed back and forth into the orrifice.

Can also be performed analy by homosexual couples or the more experimental among the hetro's , but it is recomended the anus be losened up before performing this act.
"Lamar inserted the condom into Luanne and then plopped his hot brown gem into her, She sighed and motioned for Lance to take his turn in the Brown Windsor ritual."

Also:

"Willis stuffed the condom into Manny's ass then reversed apon it with his quivering sphincter.

The Warm load filled Manny with joy.

They had spoken of the Brown Windsor many times, and now it was Wiliis' turn."
Brown Windsor by Ben L 64 November 10, 2008

Wind Blown Kool Whi 

When it snow a lot. Then the inevitable blue bird and blower day happens. Maybe even chairs close for the day. But, the residual pow blows everywhere. And the snow gets even better into “wind blown kool whip”
Dudes. Yesterday was sick. Such good pow. But, the wind started blowing. The turns west sooooo good. It was wind blown kool whip!!!

spreading like a wind-blown brush fire 

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly
The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

Mr. Brown is at the window 

To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown
Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.