Brown Wednesday

The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.

Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!

Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!

Brown Wednesday by Drew_P_Weiner August 29, 2023

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Brown Wednesday

Typically the Wednesday before Black Friday where retailers prepare their stores for the chaos. Usually involves working long hours dealing with miserable co-workers.

Was originally called 'Shit Wednesday'.

It's a good thing that Brown Wednesday is over, now if I can get through Black Friday then I'll be golden.

Brown Wednesday by yourworstnightmarebutthorn November 24, 2011

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Brown Wednesday • Brown Wensday • Brown • Brown-out • brown eye • brown sugar • brown nose • brown bag • brown-noser • brown shirts

Brown Wensday

Is usually performed on Ash Wensday but can be done on any Wensday, a girl kneels and one guy poops in a straight vertical line and another poops in a straight horitizonal line, creating a cross like symbol.

"Yo me nd b-ry just Brown Wensdayed this trick."

Brown Wensday by dough boy fresh December 14, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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