Brown Wednesday

The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.

Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!

Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!

Brown Wednesday by Drew_P_Weiner August 29, 2023

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Brown Wednesday

Typically the Wednesday before Black Friday where retailers prepare their stores for the chaos. Usually involves working long hours dealing with miserable co-workers.

Was originally called 'Shit Wednesday'.

It's a good thing that Brown Wednesday is over, now if I can get through Black Friday then I'll be golden.

Brown Wednesday by yourworstnightmarebutthorn November 24, 2011

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Brown Wednesday • Brown Wensday • Brown • Brown-out • brown eye • brown sugar • brown nose • brown bag • brown-noser • brown shirts

Brown Wensday

Is usually performed on Ash Wensday but can be done on any Wensday, a girl kneels and one guy poops in a straight vertical line and another poops in a straight horitizonal line, creating a cross like symbol.

"Yo me nd b-ry just Brown Wensdayed this trick."

Brown Wensday by dough boy fresh December 14, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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