The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.
Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!
Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!
Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!
by Drew_P_Weiner August 29, 2023
Typically the Wednesday before Black Friday where retailers prepare their stores for the chaos. Usually involves working long hours dealing with miserable co-workers.
Was originally called 'Shit Wednesday'.
Was originally called 'Shit Wednesday'.
It's a good thing that Brown Wednesday is over, now if I can get through Black Friday then I'll be golden.
by yourworstnightmarebutthorn November 25, 2011