Brown Wednesday 

The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.

Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!

Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!

Brown Wednesday by Drew_P_Weiner August 29, 2023

Brown Wednesday 

Typically the Wednesday before Black Friday where retailers prepare their stores for the chaos. Usually involves working long hours dealing with miserable co-workers.

Was originally called 'Shit Wednesday'.

It's a good thing that Brown Wednesday is over, now if I can get through Black Friday then I'll be golden.

Brown Wednesday by yourworstnightmarebutthorn November 24, 2011

Brown Wensday 

Is usually performed on Ash Wensday but can be done on any Wensday, a girl kneels and one guy poops in a straight vertical line and another poops in a straight horitizonal line, creating a cross like symbol.

"Yo me nd b-ry just Brown Wensdayed this trick."

Brown Wensday by dough boy fresh December 14, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008