Brown Wednesday 

The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.

Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!

Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!

Brown Wednesday by Drew_P_Weiner August 29, 2023

Brown Wednesday 

Typically the Wednesday before Black Friday where retailers prepare their stores for the chaos. Usually involves working long hours dealing with miserable co-workers.

Was originally called 'Shit Wednesday'.

It's a good thing that Brown Wednesday is over, now if I can get through Black Friday then I'll be golden.

Brown Wednesday by yourworstnightmarebutthorn November 24, 2011

Brown Wensday 

Is usually performed on Ash Wensday but can be done on any Wensday, a girl kneels and one guy poops in a straight vertical line and another poops in a straight horitizonal line, creating a cross like symbol.

"Yo me nd b-ry just Brown Wensdayed this trick."

Brown Wensday by dough boy fresh December 14, 2008