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Brown Stamp 

To place ones buttocks on a glass surface (window) and proceed to spread ones cheeks - squeezing out enough of a log to effectively "stamp" the glass with your stinky seal.
Peter left a brown stamp on his boss's office window
Brown Stamp by Joe Joe 34 July 7, 2007
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brown kitten-stamp 

Also known as a "brown cat-stamp," this phrase refers to when a friend (or enemy) presses a cat's butt-hole on another person's clothes or skin.
Alan was disgusted when Mr. Niersen scooped up his kitten, and pressed her exposed kitten-anus against Alan's skin, leaving a cat-butt smell behind. Mr. Niersen had given Alan a brown kitten-stamp.
brown kitten-stamp by al and sean September 9, 2010

Brown Bingo Stamp 

Unwanted brown spot found on toilet paper during the ceremonial "courtesy wipe" after taking a shower, usually the result of an improper under carriage scrub down.
I couldn't help but notice your Mother took two showers back to back. She must have found a brown bingo stamp.
Brown Bingo Stamp by Herb W. December 9, 2008

brown bingo stamp 

Unwanted brown spot found on toilet paper during the ceremonial "courtesy wipe" after taking a shower, usally the result of an improper under carriage scrub down.
I couldn't help but notice Mary took two showers back to back, she probably found a brown bingo stamp.
brown bingo stamp by Herb W. December 11, 2008

Brown Ball Stamp 

The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.
Did you see Aubrey after John Brown Ball Stamped her last night?
Brown Ball Stamp by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019

Brown Tramp Stamp

When someone leaves a turd mark on the back of the toilet seat and you unknowingly take a shite, permanently stamping it above your crack.
Manager James has just took a shite and given himself a brown tramp stamp!
Brown Tramp Stamp by naise67 January 16, 2026

Brown Stampin' 

Sitting on your lover's bed having pillow talk naked and your booty hole stamp the sheet leaving a chocolate star known as Brown stampin'....or it's an old skool pimp!
This b**** was Brown stampin' my sheets....
Brown Stampin' by Jrizzle83 April 23, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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