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Brown Russian 

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.
Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian

Brown Russian 

When a bottle of vodka is placed in a female’s anus while she sleeps. As she awakes the male partner is ready for the vodka to squirt into his mouth.
Josh came home wet in the face because he got a well deserved brown Russian the night before. His face smelled of what I can only describe as Russian shit.

Brown Russian 

When a female places a bottle of vodka in her anus and she sleeps in order to continue her drunken evening.
Jenny wasn’t ready to end her evening, she respectfully asked Josh to give her a brown Russian, he obliged and gently placed a bottle of popov into her anus.

Russian Brown Bear 

A guy goes down on a girl (performing oral sex on her) while she takes a shit on the toilet. This is the girl version of a blumpkin.
I heard Blanche got a Russian Brown Bear, that dirty slut!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026