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brown knot 

The term that is usually used to refer to the butt-hole. Also known as the Sphincter.
"I was going to go naked-jogging so I bent over to tie my shoe, and raphael came up behind me and put his weiner in my brown knot!"

"I was having cybersex with "Cyber-Kat23" and she started telling me her dirty thoughts, she said she was purring, and sticking her tail in my face, and then she said she was licking my brown knot with her sand-papery tongue! It was so kinky it made me cum like a wildcat."

brown balloon knot 

Brown Balloon Knot is a phrase used to describe the look of the anus.
Next time you have hold of a blown up balloon, take a look at the ring above where the knot is formed. It looks like an arse hole. The brownness obviously comes from the colour of shit.
I finally stuck it in my girlfriend's brown balloon knot last night.
brown balloon knot by Stainos September 4, 2006

BROWN BALLON KNOT 

BROWN BALLON KNOT IS A BUTT HOLE!

BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AT A BUTTHOLE IT LOOKS LIKE A BALLON KNOT!!
LIKE AY THAT GIRL IS SO SEXY IMMA TONGUE PUNCH HER BROWN BALLON KNOT!

blown out brown balloon knot 

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.
The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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