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Brown Fart 

(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.

(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
I had to rush home from the mall because my attempt at crop dusting turned into a brown fart.
Brown Fart by joey's mommy December 15, 2008
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Brown Fart 

A fart that has come from a person with the surname of drazen (most likely a pant stainer)
"ewwww drazen you brown fart that stinks"
Brown Fart by 96edwy December 24, 2007

Fartwhistle Brown 

Exclamation used in frustration or anger, typically by the elderly, much to the amusement of any young person within earshot.

Similar to saying crapola, dagnabit or shitfire.
Grandson: "Hey Grandma, Wheel Of Fortune is a rerun tonight."

Grandmother: "Ohhhhhh, Fartwhistle Brown!"
Fartwhistle Brown by Third Ferguson January 26, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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