Brown Apple Splatters Share definition Flag Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both. Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home. Brown Apple Splatters by Luxotek January 19, 2015 Get the Brown Apple Splatters mug.