Bross hoss
A nick name for a chum or a bloke. A chum that can be characterized as small in size but big in heart. For what he lacks in pee-pee size he makes up for in heart. This also can describe someone who is a bit of a grease ball but it’s okay because it’s funny and when they fart and laugh it is grotesque but comedic relief in an awkward sitch (luck of the draw I suppose). Also this often is a bloke attracted to larger women
Big boss man: yo! Where tf is bross hoss?
Shmitty mikes: he’s probably off somewhere hiding his penis from view amongst a group of 5ft tall children. But at the same time donating his time and load to charity because he’s a good guy at heart but his heads just in the gutter.
Jay: nah!!!! Dudes probably off with some unit getting his rocks off!!
Big boss man: honestly you both are probably right cause that’s bross hoss. I mean for crying out loud!!
Shmitty mikes: he’s probably off somewhere hiding his penis from view amongst a group of 5ft tall children. But at the same time donating his time and load to charity because he’s a good guy at heart but his heads just in the gutter.
Jay: nah!!!! Dudes probably off with some unit getting his rocks off!!
Big boss man: honestly you both are probably right cause that’s bross hoss. I mean for crying out loud!!
Bross hoss by Bro Jake March 17, 2023
