brosius
A FAT UGLY ANNOYING TEACHER WITH RED HAIR. AND SHE IS FAT. HEY, DID I MENTION SHES FAT. OH YEAH, AND SHE IS FAT. FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT GROSS FAT FAT FATASS.
FAT
FAT
brosius by i hate brosius March 22, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Related Words
Brosius • Little Brosius • brosis • broscussion • Brosinski • brosis couple • brosisis • Brosis Law • brosismance • brosist
Little Brosius
Nickname for an unusually small member between a male's legs. Most often a little brosius can be found on small children or cats. In fact, a little brosius often can be found with drops of urine on the attached sack as it does not extend far enough to pee over it. This will often be the laughingstock of any group of friends in a group shower setting (the gym or at boot camp). A little brosius has been found to be the fetish of a small group of women in Southern Zimbabwe. As such, many small membered little Brosiuses have made the move to this war torn country to seek sexual respite.
Jim: Dude, your wiener is so small you pee on your balls at the urinal.
Carl: Yeah I know... I was born with a little brosius.
Pete: Hey, did you see Ray in the shower today, he is hung like your average field mouse.
Curtis: Yeah, it sort of resembled a lightswitch.
Ray: GUYS I CAN HEAR YOU!!!! Its not my fault I was born with a little Brosius... thats the way God made me.
(Later that night watching infomercials in his bedroom)
"Are you tired of being the laughingstock of the latrine? Are you sick of friends picking on your LITTLE BROSIUS... GET EXTENZE TODAY!!!"
Carl: Yeah I know... I was born with a little brosius.
Pete: Hey, did you see Ray in the shower today, he is hung like your average field mouse.
Curtis: Yeah, it sort of resembled a lightswitch.
Ray: GUYS I CAN HEAR YOU!!!! Its not my fault I was born with a little Brosius... thats the way God made me.
(Later that night watching infomercials in his bedroom)
"Are you tired of being the laughingstock of the latrine? Are you sick of friends picking on your LITTLE BROSIUS... GET EXTENZE TODAY!!!"
Little Brosius by Jer-El April 15, 2009
Brosistance
Brosistance by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009
brosismance
Like a bromance and a sismance but with a boy and a girl that have a awesome relationship but not in the relationship way.
Person 1 : WHOA did you see Bob and Becky?
Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.
Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.
brosismance by CEMPH April 24, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.