brosius

A FAT UGLY ANNOYING TEACHER WITH RED HAIR. AND SHE IS FAT. HEY, DID I MENTION SHES FAT. OH YEAH, AND SHE IS FAT. FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT GROSS FAT FAT FATASS.
FAT

dude, did you see mrs brosius today in her orange shirt? she looks like a giant pumpkin.

brosius by i hate brosius March 22, 2009

brosius

How you address the closest man to the fridge to get you another beer when sitting on the couch watching a baseball game.

Originated from watching Scott Brosius play on the Yankees 1998-2001.

Yo brosius, grab me another brew.

brosius by dboyroy May 31, 2011

Brosius

1. Brosius- your brother. It can literally mean your biological brother or just your friend.

"Yo Brosius, lets go to that party."

Brosius by DanS54321 May 23, 2005

Brosius

A band that is FUCKING AWESOME, but many people claim they suck. it's just jealousy.

brosius lover: "OMFG DID YOU GO TO THE BROSIUS SHOW AT CHI ALPHA LAST NIGHT? IT WAS AWESOME."
hater: "eww no they're fags. brosius sucks our cocks."

Brosius by mmYes. September 29, 2005

Little Brosius

Nickname for an unusually small member between a male's legs. Most often a little brosius can be found on small children or cats. In fact, a little brosius often can be found with drops of urine on the attached sack as it does not extend far enough to pee over it. This will often be the laughingstock of any group of friends in a group shower setting (the gym or at boot camp). A little brosius has been found to be the fetish of a small group of women in Southern Zimbabwe. As such, many small membered little Brosiuses have made the move to this war torn country to seek sexual respite.

Jim: Dude, your wiener is so small you pee on your balls at the urinal.

Carl: Yeah I know... I was born with a little brosius.




Pete: Hey, did you see Ray in the shower today, he is hung like your average field mouse.

Curtis: Yeah, it sort of resembled a lightswitch.

Ray: GUYS I CAN HEAR YOU!!!! Its not my fault I was born with a little Brosius... thats the way God made me.

(Later that night watching infomercials in his bedroom)

"Are you tired of being the laughingstock of the latrine? Are you sick of friends picking on your LITTLE BROSIUS... GET EXTENZE TODAY!!!"

Little Brosius by Jer-El April 15, 2009

Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.

Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.

Brosistance by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009

brosismance 

Like a bromance and a sismance but with a boy and a girl that have a awesome relationship but not in the relationship way.

Person 1 : WHOA did you see Bob and Becky?

Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.

brosismance by CEMPH April 24, 2011