Broatee 

A goatee worn by someone belonging to the category of bros.

Jimmy's new broatee looks brotastic. bro goatee brotastic

Broatee by Bro-ly Wise October 10, 2011

Broteen 

Not to be mistakin for sweet sixteen that’s for girls, broteen is when your celebrate your sons beautiful 16th birthday while keeping the bro code!

Girl it’s my son’s broteen! He will be 16 today!

Created by his mama lol

Broteen by BABife July 10, 2018

bloatee

When fat people grow goatees to try to make themselves look better. As defined by Roast Beef in the comic strip Achewood: "When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee"

"He had to grow a bloatee so people would know where his face ended and his neck began."

bloatee by Golfhaus September 23, 2005

BroTee 

A goatee as worn by a bro. Typically too thin to be considered a full goatee, as the bro in question is unable or unwilling to commit to such an act of manliness.

Chaz really needs to shave his brotee

BroTee by FireEscape December 20, 2010

broadeens 

when there are a bunch of hot girls together

mingia bro look at those broadeens

broadeens by MingiaBro April 17, 2021

broatmeal 

- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.

- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder

Bro 1: What's up brah?
Bro 2: Not much brah, just eating some broatmeal, before I pound back some natty's.
Bro 1: That's chill.

broatmeal by HCSig April 4, 2011

bloatee

blow-tee
When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair.
--Achewood

Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee

bloatee by samsonitedogg September 23, 2005