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Bromicile
Bromicile by Jack Aveni May 17, 2014
Broicide
1) To kill a Bro. Biblically, Cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his Bro Abel.
2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.
2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.
1) Bro 1: Hey Bro.
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!
2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!
2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!
Brocicle
Person #1 - Oh my gosh! Did you see those brocicles at the club the other day?!
Person #2 - Yeah... I wish I didn't....
Person #2 - Yeah... I wish I didn't....
Brocicle by A popcorn inspector June 24, 2011
Assisted Bromocide
When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.
eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.
eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.
Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?
Girl: Sure, i'd like that.
Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...
Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.
Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide
Bro 2: ...
Girl: Sure, i'd like that.
Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...
Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.
Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide
Bro 2: ...
Assisted Bromocide by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009
brosicle
broficient
Oh, you brought all the homies their own personal ______? How broficient of you.
Is ______ gonna chip in on the drank? I don't know. His broficiency status is pending.
Is ______ gonna chip in on the drank? I don't know. His broficiency status is pending.
broficient by Judiciously Bombastic October 2, 2011
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