Broken Peasant

a peasant who cannot be converted, no matter what you have told them about the glorious MasterRace, the knowledge can still cannot get through there thick skulls and they will never learn.

(all of my friends are broken so it inspired me to make this since ive tried millions of times to save them :( )

Fellow Brother: Ive told you the millions of plus's of owning a pc and YET you still wont make the glorious switch over to the bright side, why? you do realize how hard your being ripped off and how limited your gaming experience is especially on those "next gen" consoles which barley get any games and go offline every minute

Broken Peasant: I DONT CARE IVE HAD A XBOX FOR 5 YEARS AND IM KEEPING THE CHAIN ON1!111
NOBODY CARES ABOUT MODS THEY DONT EXTEND THE PL3Y1B1L1TY O4 A G4M3 AND THERE STUPID

Fellow Brother: when we were over at my house we played smash bros brawl on x3 native 1080p resolution with and xbox one controller a ps3 controller and a ps4 controller all for free because.. emulators and remember all the amazing deals i showed you and free games we have

broken peasant: 1 D0N4 C4R3 XBAWCK5L1FE!!!11

5 days later...

broken peasant: OMG TERRERIA FOR $59.98 0MMMGEE WET A D3AL MUCH BETR T3N PEECEE

Fellow Brother: but remember the deals i showed you on pc...

broken peasant: XB0X5L4F3!!!!121 FUCK PEEC33

Broken Peasant by Thy king February 13, 2015

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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