BroTee

A goatee as worn by a bro. Typically too thin to be considered a full goatee, as the bro in question is unable or unwilling to commit to such an act of manliness.

Chaz really needs to shave his brotee

by FireEscape December 20, 2010

brotee

A goatee covering only the lowest part of the chin, typically seen on frat guys and other bros.

Person A: Is that Ian over there?
Person B: Yeah. He's really rockin' that brotee.
Person A: I almost didn't recognize him.
Person B: Such is the power of the brotee.

by LilGH December 2, 2010

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

by Starchylde May 15, 2016

MY Brother!

Your brother. But not just your brother. YOUR brother! You can have many brothers, but you can only have one "MY Brother!".

Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.

Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

Brother Joe

One who has no talents or skills and relies on the welfare from a family member (usually little brother), for income, housing, and modicum of attention. These individuals refuse to work and will often mistake this welfare for personal success and attribute their misgivings to minorities.

"That bum is a total Brother Joe"

"C'mon dude he's not that bad, at least he sells cans for a living"

by jimboboraqio September 11, 2016

Brother Joe

A person who expresses a misguided conception of masculinity (often involving racism and threats of violence) in order to hide their gay sexual orientation from others. These individuals often adopt “tough guy” personas such as bikers or rockers, and dress as such in a manner similar to cosplaying.

“There was this guy in my neighborhood who was always wearing Sons of Anarchy merch and threatening people with his brothers guns. But then we found out he was struggling internally with his sexuality; he was a Brother Joe the whole time.

by ProfessorChipperson September 21, 2018

Brother Joe

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.

Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.

by alfredoalfonso September 10, 2016