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Broadway Tourette's 

1. The sudden involuntary spasmodic singing of Broadway songs.
(definition from Garrison Keillor's "Guy Noir" February 4, 2006)

2. More broadly, it can also include songs from other musicals, movies, and shows that may or may not have been on Broadway.
"I can't find my keys, but they've got to be somewhere!"
"Somewhere? Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high..."
"Could you control your Broadway Tourette's? I really need to find my keys."
Broadway Tourette's by Cait S. December 16, 2008
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Broadway sex 

Sex with an intermission to talk about your feelings in the middle; originally coined in reference to lesbian sex.
Yeah, we had sex last night with a pause to process our emotions about kink stuff. Classic lesbian Broadway sex.
Broadway sex by Bscc October 19, 2019

Polish Broadway Show 

A term used to discriminately reference a Strip Club.
Goatgirl discretely invited everyone present to her Polish Broadway Show for all to enjoy.
Polish Broadway Show by zion February 7, 2005

Broadway Shit Show

A type of shit show (see also: shitshow) that is distinctive due to the clear lack of morality and blatant disregard for consequences for actions that is exhibited by all involved. (Preferably brought about by copious amounts of alcohol)

This alcohol must be dangerously delicious and also violently colorful to stimulate the senses accordingly.

“Broadway” is simply to denote the absolute and total debauchery that will undoubtedly permeate the atmosphere (might be mistaken by one's nose as the smell of random sex and fruity vodka). This takes its roots from the connotation that a Broadway show is the epitome of showmanship and live entertainment.

There can be no rules at all for behavior, except those put in place to keep traditional morals out of everyone's minds. Ex) All drink and all clothes must disappear by 2am.

A Broadway Shit Show should be impromptu, but can be planned as long as this planning does not detract from the shenanigans that must occur to earn the gathering this exclusive title.

The only real rule for a Broadway Shit Show, (hence why you probably haven't heard of one before), is that Fight Club rules apply.
::This means that this particular type of shit show must be a total secret to all except the participants, 40% or more forgotten due to imminent head injury (be it physical or chemical), and last but not least completely out of any reasonable human being's comfort zone (hence the likeness to Fight Club's supposed mind cleansing properties).
Dude last night was a TOTAL Broadway Shit Show. And i cannot believe that it was all her idea.

Broadway slays 

when you are VERY happy when it comes to singing and acting and you think that this phrase will explain it all.
broadway slays so much, I just LOVE it.
Broadway slays by Jujuroo32 March 12, 2025

scars on broadway 

A Los Angeles based band that was formed in 2003, then reformed in 2006 featuring Daron Malakian as the lead singer/guitarist and John Dolmayan from the multi-platinum band, System of a Down
Scars on Broadway rocks, possibly more than System of a Down
scars on broadway by Rose M June 29, 2008

Southeast Broadway 

A dangerous neighborhood in the Southeast of Houston Texas
A : Say Homeboy, where you from?
B : Southeast Broadway Wassup
A : Respect, Real Gs over there