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I'm going to chill with my BroMo's!
by Joshie Josh September 10, 2011
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Bromo sapien

(n.) Brohmoh Saypien
A brother, dude, bro, friend.
Derived from the inferior Homo sapien name in bronomial nomenclature.
A bromo sapien can be identified by frequently wearing tank tops, eating bacon (and other fine snacks if I do say so myself), having the skin tone of orange, and usually attempting to have a threesome with every 9 or 10 around.
Joe: What's up my Bromo sapien?
Sam: Nothin'. Just having bacon while tanning and attracting many fine women. The usual.
by CantalopePuncher September 4, 2011
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bromo sapiens

the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.

"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.
Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.

*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!

Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!
by Orgetorix May 2, 2010
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bromo sexuality

To be attracted to your homie or bro
Kyle was expressing his bromo sexuality threw his friend Josh.
by IateYourHamster November 1, 2020
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Bromo-sexual

Yo dawg, wanna do some bromo-sexual stuff later?
by NewWordzMonthly May 9, 2025
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to push someone's broom

To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.
A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::

George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"

Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."
by meluvcheese22 July 12, 2015
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Witch's Broom

The Witch's Broom is a term constantly referring to females with a penis. Such situations can derive from transexuals or natural defection at birth. When a witch rides her broom, the symbolism conveyed is that the part of the broom sticking out represents a penis from the side view, thus defining a female penis as a witch's broom.
Miyena has the largest witch's broom in the world with a penis that is 17 inches long, which James likes to play with.
by theaznbond April 7, 2008
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