BroMo's

A friend who is like a Brother from another Mother

I'm going to chill with my BroMo's!

BroMo's by Joshie Josh September 10, 2011

Bromo sapien 

(n.) Brohmoh Saypien
A brother, dude, bro, friend.
Derived from the inferior Homo sapien name in bronomial nomenclature.
A bromo sapien can be identified by frequently wearing tank tops, eating bacon (and other fine snacks if I do say so myself), having the skin tone of orange, and usually attempting to have a threesome with every 9 or 10 around.

Joe: What's up my Bromo sapien?
Sam: Nothin'. Just having bacon while tanning and attracting many fine women. The usual.

Bromo sapien by CantalopePuncher September 4, 2011

bromo sapiens

the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.

"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.

Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.

*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!

Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!

bromo sapiens by Orgetorix May 2, 2010

bromo sexuality 

To be attracted to your homie or bro

Kyle was expressing his bromo sexuality threw his friend Josh.

bromo sexuality by IateYourHamster November 1, 2020

Bromo-sexual 

Only gay with the homies

Yo dawg, wanna do some bromo-sexual stuff later?

Bromo-sexual by NewWordzMonthly May 9, 2025

Brono's Number

The smallest positive finite number imaginable. It is defined as the reciprocal of Graham's Number (1 divided by G64). It represents a probability so infinitesimally small that it is practically zero, yet still mathematically significant. It's often used to describe events that are theoretically possible but will never happen in the history of the universe.

The odds of me finding a girlfriend are even lower than Brono's Number."
"The chance of all the atoms in your body simultaneously shifting one meter to the left is roughly one Brono's Number.

Brono's Number by Bronoes April 28, 2026

to push someone's broom 

To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.

A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::

George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"

Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."

to push someone's broom by meluvcheese22 July 12, 2015