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Bro King 

a bro who is superior in all male activities; nails a lot of slampieces; drinks more than all other frat dogs; talks anyone down
Doug was a Bro King this weekend. He nailed a slampiece, was drunk the whole time, and talked down a group of sluts
Bro King by Frank Bedrosian March 2, 2010
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Meredith Frikin Watts (BRO KING)

Known as one of the greatest bro's of all time. She has inspired many other bro's with her moving speeches. True bro's are honored to party or even be near M-Watts. Her sexual humor always get highfives and fist bumps from everyone. If you mess with her she'll kick you in the dick. All other bro's try to be like her but they can't, because Meredith Frikin Watts is the BRO KING!
Meredith Frikin Watts (BRO KING) is such a fucking bro!

Meredith Frikin Watts (Bro King)

Known as many names: Brobi Wan Kenobi, Bro King, Ultra Bro, or sometimes just "hero." M-watts has been called the Rosa Parks of our generation. Undoubtedly the biggest, baddest, and all around best bro ever to set foot on this land. Even the top bros of the state "Broklahoma" admire her and try to mimic her bro like activity, failing miserably of course. Don't hate on this girl, because as mentioned in the post above, she will not hesitate to kick you in the dick. Gracing the universe with her presence since 1992, Meredith Frikin Watts is the BRO KING!
If you: a. don't know Meredith Frikin Watts (Bro King) or b. think or have ever thought that she is not the bro king, you should probably be stabbed.

King Bro 

The Greatest Bro of All-Time. Has been believed to be Dave Matthews for many years, but this is one of the worlds darkest secrets. Only four in the world know the identity of "The King Bro".
"The King Bro was praised for his perfect visor and sobe-sipping."
King Bro by Brolaxer69 May 29, 2009
The king of all the broskis. There can be more than one broking. Brokings are like the leaders of the group and still have to follow the basic broski rules. They can elect other broskis and even some brokings.
Eddy: Hey what's up broking?
Rikhil: Nothing much broski. lol
BroKing by Eddy Goytia October 22, 2009

broking up 

Are you sure you want to stop playing laser tag with Barney?

I dunno dude, i'm bad at broking up
broking up by lemonkoala October 17, 2012

Ghost Broking

Is a type of insurance fraud targeting young first-time drivers or drivers with high insurance premiums, selling them invalid insurance policies, leaving them out of pocket and potential legal troubles. They lure them in by offers that are too good to be true.
“The police pulled him over and checked his details, only to discover he wasn’t insured. He lost his car and his licence because he had fallen victim to a ghost broking scam.”
Ghost Broking by Jamie BM June 20, 2026
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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