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Bro Game 

Players substitute in the word "bro" in appropriate places (where there is the "o" sound, usually). Score points each time the word is used without the target noticing. Very similar to the cat game.

Players can also just play among themselves to try to show off their skill at using "bro" in the most appropriate places.
Guy: So how's it going at work?
Bro Game Player: You wouldn't believe this! I was supposed to meet with the C-E-Bro of the company to get a bromotion, but there was broad work on the way to work... So I missed my meeting. But I'm broing to try and reschedule.
Guy: *wonders if hearing is OK*

Bro Game Player #1: Let's head down to the cafeteria, they're serving macabroni and cheese today.
Bro Game Player #2: I'm not that hungry, I'll probably just stick with brogurt.
Bro Game by Brohan Santana March 14, 2009
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Real-5-Bro-Game-Code 

Real-5-Bro-Game-Code

Is a term used by men who respect themselves and good women.

☆ 1. Jumping into Random women’s in boxes that’s Predator traits; a big no.

★ 2. A real man not gonna come into a good womon life just to mess it up.
☆ 3. A real homie won’t go behind their homeboys back trying to holler at their women; that’s a fake friend.

★ 4. A real man don’t want

a woman that another dude Laying up with sexing every night.

☆ 5. A Smart man gon ask a Woman respectfully to get STD tested before he goes “raw / naked head” or she can get to Stepping / hoping the feeling{ is Mutual.
If you want a good woman go by the

Real-5-Bro-Game-Code.

The Bro Game

n. The game played where the word "bro" substitutes the rhyming syllable of a pop culture icon. This usually happens after a topic of discussion dwindles down. The more insulting the pop culture reference, the better. Having "bro" in the first and last name is a double whammy that is worth double points. The one who can't make a comeback, loses.
Bro 1: Yo, can I copy your homework for History?

Bro 2: Sure thing Bro J. Simpson.

Bro 1: Alright thanks Angelina Brolie

Bro 2: No problem Broeseph Stallin

Bro 1: David Browie

Bro 2: Browie Buddafubro

Bro 1: Bro Bronas

Bro 2: *winces in pain* Ow, that hurt bro.

Bro 1: That's the bro game my friend.

charge it to the game bro 

when something extremely bad happens to u and ur friend tells u to charge it
Abdul: bro wallah its so long for me, i got grade 1s for all my gcses im getting shipped backed to somalia

Raheem: thats mad but charge it to the game bro cl

Bro Gamer 

At his worst, a bro gamer is a bro who plays nothing but the latest Call of Duty, Halo, or Gears of War; and any sports game on ONLY the Xbox 360 (although playing any of these games or owning an Xbox doesn't necessarily qualify you as a bro gamer, it sure doesn't help). Found in their natural habitat of college dorms and fraternities, they are often found drinking cheap-ass beer from red plastic cups with their frat mates and talking about "chicks, man." Their vocabulary consists of mainly faggot, quickscope, 10th prestige, and my penis is larger than yours. Will claim the vast superiority of terrible AAA titles published by Activision and EA while claiming that superior and less popular titles, indie or otherwise, are "shitty" and have "bad graphics."

They are known for a variety of fun ruining characteristics, such as taking the game too seriously, over competitiveness, and insulting everyone on their and the opposing team.

While the Bro Gamer and most other gamers get along, his mortal enemies are the Hardcore Gamer and especially the PC Gamer who find utter offense in the bro's generally poor or limited taste in video games, and over fondness of his console of choice. When these two types of gamers meet they often bring out the worst in each other.
Gamer: Did you check out Stacking, man?
Bro Gamer: Naw man!
Gamer: Super Meat Boy?
Bro Gamer: HELL NAW.
Gamer: Then what do you play?
Bro Gamer: BLOPS ALL THE WAY.
Gamer: I find your choice in games to be disappointingly narrow, but as a gamer who simply plays for fun, I don't think I could care less.

Hardcore Gamer: I'm playing VVVVVV. It's hard as hell, but oh so satisfying.
Bro Gamer: Man, shit. Those graphics be the opposite of hella dank, playa.
Hardcore Gamer: Get out.

PC Gamer: I prefer PC gaming because of the keyboard and mouse, as the mouse itself is unarguably a superior aiming tool.
Bro Gamer: Hell naw, bro. Controllers all the way! Don't need auto-aim or nothin!
PC Gamer: My bro senses are tingling. Also, get out.
Bro Gamer by somepcgamer March 22, 2011

Gamer Bro’s 

When you spend more time gaming with your friends than with your own family.
Sorry mom, I can’t come for dinner right now. I’m gaming with the gamer bro’s”
Gamer Bro’s by Hunter Tadin April 24, 2020

Gamer Bro Karen 

Noun: One who believes that fandom of a game means ownership, often expressed as incredibly aggressive requests to the game developers
this Gamer Bro Karen just asked for this game to get multiplayer, despite the entire infrastructure of it being defined around single player simulation