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charcoal briquette 

"Black person". Derogatory term for black people. Is often used by racist people.
-Don't call me nigga!
+Okay then what do you want me to call you, "charcoal briquette"?

brotiquette 

Any action between two male friends that is not good bro etiquette. These actions can include, but are not limited to, cock blocking, flirting with another's ex girlfriend, and being a poor wing man.
Travis: Did you see what happened to me at the bar last night when I was flirting with Ashley?

Andy: Yeah, P-Money came up and bought her a drink and went home with her. That was piss poor brotiquette!
brotiquette by P-Money315 May 1, 2010

brisquette 

the art of drying oneself without a towel or other sponging medium
Oh Sue! you really do perform a seductive brisquette!!

Charcoal Briquette Lint-licker 

A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.
I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.

brisquette 

An alternate, more hipster-savvy way of spelling brisket. In most situations, the brisquette will be uncooked; in severe situations, it can immerse itself violently in traffic.

Due to its violent nature, brisquette should be avoided, unless specified as being spelled 'brisket'.
uncooked brisquette can immerse itself violently in traffic
brisquette by coolcat January 17, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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