brisquette

the art of drying oneself without a towel or other sponging medium

Oh Sue! you really do perform a seductive brisquette!!

by diet Indian tonic water 2 October 6, 2013

brisquette

An alternate, more hipster-savvy way of spelling brisket. In most situations, the brisquette will be uncooked; in severe situations, it can immerse itself violently in traffic.

Due to its violent nature, brisquette should be avoided, unless specified as being spelled 'brisket'.

uncooked brisquette can immerse itself violently in traffic

by coolcat January 17, 2005

charcoal briquette

"Black person". Derogatory term for black people. Is often used by racist people.

-Don't call me nigga!
+Okay then what do you want me to call you, "charcoal briquette"?

by The Benighted April 27, 2016

Britaquette

To refill one's Brita water filter after drinking out of it.

Sure Billy, you can have a refreshing glass of ice cold water, but please exercise good britaquette after you're finished.

by Trapper John MD July 20, 2012

Bisquette

The female version of a biscuit.

She's such a bisquette she totally left the bar with that guy without telling us.

by sickofbiscuits June 21, 2009

bisquette de la bouche

A half rhino, half giraffe looking animal that lives in the storage closets of night clubs.

I was gonna hook up with that girl, but there was a bisquette de la bouche already in the storage closet.

by Oboro Watabanask April 24, 2014

Charcoal Briquette Lint-licker

A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.

I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.

by 1403huerita May 5, 2017