a really good song by Paramore. Hayley Williams can hit high notes like a goddess. seriously look up Paramore's best live shows, it is insane.
by lilypadofhopes January 8, 2017
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Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009
Get the Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier mug.Steve: the eff!! You are blind now?!?
Blake: God damn bitch blightertoned me!
Steve: Sucks to be you bra, that's worse than AIDS.
Blake: God damn bitch blightertoned me!
Steve: Sucks to be you bra, that's worse than AIDS.
by TalixRymukeCCCP September 20, 2015
Get the Blighterton mug.Brit. slang especially prevalent in the Jeeves stories by P.G. Wodehouse. An annoying person. Perhaps the word is related to "blight", a plant disease that ruins potatoes (as a "blighter" tends to ruin things in which he's involved). The word appears to be milder in force than "bastard".
I tackled the blighter squarely. I mean to say, nobody knows better than I do that Jeeves is a master mind and all that, but, dash it, a fellow must call his soul his own. -- from The Inimitable Jeeves, by P.G. Wodehouse
by PippaS. May 17, 2006
Get the blighter mug.as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
Get the not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier mug.A verb; the habitual act of achieving 'blackout' stage. To be brighted your motor skills must be absent, you are completely unaware of your current location and or surroundings and, most importantly, one must have a 40oz Magnum in there posession at all time.
Jimmy got so Brighted last night he found himself half naked in an alley behind JcPennys. Being in a half Brighted stage he staggers home to discover his wallet and cell phone missing. Curious of what happened Jimmy contacts his friends where he then discovers he jumped into an 87 Coupe DeVille late the night before.
by dArKeRtHnU April 9, 2010
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