A series of male queefs, consisting of a rapid-fire brisk expulsion of penile flatulence. There is occasional drippage associated with this disorder.
1. "I went to make my mead, but the next thing I knew I had brikings in my shorts."
2. "I kept yelling over my wife until she handed me a fistful of my brikings medications."
3. "I don't drink commercial mead with sorbate because the flavor causes me a fit of the brikings."
A sex act involving male genitalia performing anal, and then after completion the partner sucking the combination of substances out of the penis, like they're smoking a pipe.
1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.
2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.