Brianese 

The text that a certain Brian types for reasons of lack of spelling ability, typing ability or drunkeness.
We have all come to know and understand Brianese, and other have adapted to this language of type. When one types in such a manner, we all LOL and claim our "Brianese".

Brianese:
"my runs the family farm there"
Translation:
"My family runs the farm there".
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Brianese:
"its kinda like a snow con only more"
Translation:
"It is kind of like a snow cone, only more"
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Brianese by Ihazit February 3, 2009

Briansens Disease 

When a close friend of yours leaves all of his close friends for his new girlfriend, and practically falls off the face of the earth so he can be with her every waking moment. This is the act of being "pussy whipped"

Joe, I know Mary is a cool girl, but make sure you don't catch Briansens disease

Briansens Disease by broxkiller November 17, 2009

Branese 

A baby having a Chinese father and a Brazilian mother, therefore being being of both Brazilian and Chinese heritage.

Olaf: "Did you hear that Chris and Leticia are having a baby?"
George: "Yeah! Dude, their baby will be Branese!"
Olaf: "BADASS!"

Branese by Swede1984 January 26, 2011

brianee 

A very smart person with a lot of potential and is a bit anti social but, has is nice and has a big heart.

Chloe: why don't you ever talk to me?
Brianee: sorry if I never ectnoledge you I guess I'm always focused on my books.

brianee by Alexandria Brianee December 12, 2016

Britanese

Irving, kind

If britanese love she you

Britanese by anonymous November 23, 2021

Brinese 

A brinese is basically someone who is a spoiled kid and likes to cry for attention. You know what I mean; The type to beg for a new phone and complain if they bought the wrong one. The type to cry in public just to attract other peoples attention. The type to even attempt to fake being suicidal for fame

Person 1: Hey guysss today im about to st@b myself!!! Yay!!!
Person 2: Oh look - I found a wild Brinese in its natural habitat

Brinese by Spadon King March 2, 2023

Brianesque

Brianesque (adjective)
bri-an-esk

1. Describing a man with strikingly beautiful eyes, effortless charm, an attractive height, and a ridiculously good physique — often paired with a confident but laid-back energy.

2. A level of attractiveness so specific and memorable that it deserves its own category, especially when the man also works in property management and somehow makes leasing apartments look hot.

3. Possessing the rare combination of model-level looks, warm charisma, and “I can help you with your maintenance request” energy.

4. Tall, gorgeous, dangerously pretty-eyed, and professionally employed in property management.
5. The art of being unfairly attractive while discussing rent specials.

The second he walked in wearing a polo and carrying keys, the whole vibe turned completely brianesque.

Brianesque by tonkajaharinotary May 12, 2026