Brian Cancer

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A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

Brian Cancer by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021

terminal brain cancer

Hypixel

Bro, hypixel is the definition of terminal brain cancer

terminal brain cancer by b1g t1ts November 13, 2017

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Brain cancer

a cancer of the brain, exposure to vinyl chloride, also known as chloroethene, is the only proven causative reason of brain cancer. Or playing to much among us

person 1: hey man I have brain cancer.
person 2: oh really? can you show me proof?
person 1: The Imposter is sus!!!!111!!1!1 HOLY SH*T IS THAT TRASHCAN A MOTHERF*CKING AMOGUS REFERNCE

Brain cancer by Escgodofwar May 19, 2021

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terminal brain cancer

Furry

Furry: OwO *rawrs* UwU
Normal Person: Oh god anyone here a neurosurgeon? this guy has terminal brain cancer!

terminal brain cancer by asswholethetird February 16, 2022

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Frontal Lobe Brain Cancer

A mental condition caused by years of various degrees of substance abuse and and unprotected sexual relations with brazen trollops that are often ,but not exclusively met on dating websites such as Tinder. Most commonly the victims of Frontal lobe brain cancer will deny that the years of hard living have anything to do with their erratic behavior and will seek sympathy from friends and family.

Hey man..what's up with Leo? Did the syphilis finally catch up with his mental state?

I think so...But, he claims that he has frontal lobe brain cancer.

Frontal Lobe Brain Cancer by The Honarable Mayor Fouts February 18, 2017

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brain cancer

When Cancer gets so terminal that it spreads to the brain

I HAVE BRAIN CANCER That dude looks like he has Brain Cancer

brain cancer by ghghghghghhghghgh September 2, 2018

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Brain Cancer

See minecraft

What are you doing?
Playing Minecraft
Do you have brain cancer?

Brain Cancer by OhMaiGoddestItsHim July 17, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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