Brian Cancer 

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

Brian Cancer by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021

terminal brain cancer 

Hypixel

Bro, hypixel is the definition of terminal brain cancer

terminal brain cancer by b1g t1ts November 13, 2017

Brain cancer 

a cancer of the brain, exposure to vinyl chloride, also known as chloroethene, is the only proven causative reason of brain cancer. Or playing to much among us

person 1: hey man I have brain cancer.
person 2: oh really? can you show me proof?
person 1: The Imposter is sus!!!!111!!1!1 HOLY SH*T IS THAT TRASHCAN A MOTHERF*CKING AMOGUS REFERNCE

Brain cancer by Escgodofwar May 19, 2021

terminal brain cancer 

Furry

Furry: OwO *rawrs* UwU
Normal Person: Oh god anyone here a neurosurgeon? this guy has terminal brain cancer!

terminal brain cancer by asswholethetird February 16, 2022

Frontal Lobe Brain Cancer 

A mental condition caused by years of various degrees of substance abuse and and unprotected sexual relations with brazen trollops that are often ,but not exclusively met on dating websites such as Tinder. Most commonly the victims of Frontal lobe brain cancer will deny that the years of hard living have anything to do with their erratic behavior and will seek sympathy from friends and family.

Hey man..what's up with Leo? Did the syphilis finally catch up with his mental state?

I think so...But, he claims that he has frontal lobe brain cancer.

Frontal Lobe Brain Cancer by The Honarable Mayor Fouts February 18, 2017

brain cancer 

When Cancer gets so terminal that it spreads to the brain

I HAVE BRAIN CANCER That dude looks like he has Brain Cancer

brain cancer by ghghghghghhghghgh September 2, 2018

Brain Cancer 

See minecraft

What are you doing?
Playing Minecraft
Do you have brain cancer?

Brain Cancer by OhMaiGoddestItsHim July 17, 2018