Economic diarrhoea for when your bank balance bowels want out. Swallow the laxative of £350m a day for the NHS, and watch Britain's ass explode. Use Sun Newspaper front page scare stories about Europe to wipe away the mess.

"You'd better call the doctor. Better out than in, you said, but your #Brexshit has gone Arsical 50!"

Brexshit by bredbasket July 17, 2016

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Brexshite

Spurious and bombastic justification for leaving the European Union.

That stuff about bendy bananas is grade A Brexshite!

Brexshite by Muckr October 23, 2020

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Brexshit

The action of shitting in your hand and clapping while blackout drunk.

I did a brexshit last night, I was so drunk it seemed like a great idea now I regret it because there's a huge fucking mess that I can't fix

Brexshit by pixiipunx February 11, 2019

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brexshiteer

A rabid support of Brexit who is prepared to sacrifice anything to see Brexit happen in as damaging a fashion as possible.

It's nice to know that brexshiteers are prepared to sacrifice the lives of people who depend on medicines from the EU, and absolutely refuse the idea of a confirmatory referendum because they don't believe asking the public for their opinion is democratic.

Many brexshiteers seem to think that leaving the EU means that the British Empire will rise again. The ex-colonies might not be as keen.

brexshiteer by DameKnowledge October 24, 2019

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Brexism

The reaction of the British players, fans and press to the elimination of the UK's football teams from any of the European competition. It is the accusation of the winner of racism to avoid the debates about their pathetic performance and loss

Rangers FC fan : "These farmers and plumbers from the eastern Europe have beaten us . What racist scumbags!"
Normal Scottish lad : "Nah mate, yer club is just deed and played shite! Fek that brexism ! "

Brexism by Guardian55 April 5, 2021

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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