Brettwhite 

A brettwhite is a provider. He is a strongman who can endure heavy labour. A brettwhite is capable of earning large amounts of income. A brettwhite cooks. A brettwhite loves dogs that smell. A brettwhite can make lots of babies and is quite virile. A brettwhite has big arms and gives good hugs. A brettwhite love his wife and children. A brettwhite loves a Jan too. A brettwhite was produced in Michigan. A brettwhite turns into a wolverine between September and January annually. A brettwhite hangs out with a daviskortering. Having a brettwhite is rare. Six people have been lucky to find a brettwhite to love and respect . Encountering a brettwhite is unusual even though a brettwhite is larger than a man and smaller than a giant, there is only one. A brettwhite is real. A brettwhite is a really awesome FEN man.

Catherine the great found a brettwhite once and cherished it forevermore.

Brettwhite by mamababeontrend April 12, 2022

bettywhiteophile

Someone who is obsessed and/or absolutely loves 88 year old actress Betty White. This person not only thinks she was the best SNL host ever, but also that she should host the Emmys, the Oscars, the Grammys, the CMAs, the Kids Choice Awards, and whatever other awards show or venue comes her way....

After last week's SNL I am a total bettywhiteophile, I just can't get enough of her, I keep looking for old Golden Girls clips on youtube.

bettywhiteophile by Fitz Lovin' May 11, 2010

Brett White

made famous by his elaborate trolls, this australian comedian brings happiness and endless laughs to countless people. when people think brett white, they think mad cunt.

i wish i was brett white.

Brett White by I Love Brett January 19, 2013