"That ain't the only type of breast stroke going down in this pool!!!" - yelled by a homeless man at the public pool, chasing after a girl who just swam by.
An extremely difficult stroke to swim, involving a frog-kick and a complicated arm motion. Breaststrokers are lean and tall, with strong thighs and core. Swimmers who are not breaststrokers tend to admire breaststrokers for being able to do such a difficult stroke. Breaststrokers get props for doing 200 breaststroke, which is regarded as one of the most difficult events in swimming.
Breaststrokers are said to be good in bed because of their strong legs and tight body. Science has not proven it (yet), but breaststrokers are rumored to have the biggest boobs (female) or package (male).
Breaststroke was the first stroke ever swum in competition, in England in the early 1500s. It is the third stroke in the individual medley.
People who get erotic and sexual arousal from swimming and all things to do with swimming pools, including swimming pool showers and changing rooms and other swimmers. These people may also have the same arousal from swimming at the beach.
A breaststroker may even uses such environments to cruise people for sexual encounters, when these people are doing this whilst swimming they are 'dog paddling'.
The term comes from the sexual connotations that arise from the swimming term 'breast stroke', stroke also being an obvious euphemism for masturbation.
swimming turns me on, i'm a breastroker, and damn proud of it.
look at that guy in the pool, checking out those other swimmers goods, he ain't doing laps he's dog paddling for some action, he's a breaststroker.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!