Breaktest (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈbrāk-test/
Definition: A relationship test where one partner (typically the woman) threatens to break up or divorce, not because they truly want to leave, but to gauge how hard their partner will fight for them. Often used as a way to measure commitment, passion, or devotion.
Alternate Forms: Breaktesting (verb) – “She was breaktesting me to see if I’d chase after her.”
Pronunciation: /ˈbrāk-test/
Definition: A relationship test where one partner (typically the woman) threatens to break up or divorce, not because they truly want to leave, but to gauge how hard their partner will fight for them. Often used as a way to measure commitment, passion, or devotion.
Alternate Forms: Breaktesting (verb) – “She was breaktesting me to see if I’d chase after her.”
🔹 "She hit me with a breaktest last night. I almost packed my bags, but then I realized she just wanted me to fight for her."
🔹 "Man, if she keeps throwing breaktests at me, I’m gonna fail one on purpose."
🔹 "Man, if she keeps throwing breaktests at me, I’m gonna fail one on purpose."
by Sakurakage February 27, 2025
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' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
by OsloRadisson May 20, 2021
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n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
by alberge November 22, 2013
Get the Breakfast Ratio mug.When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?
- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012
Get the Huachón breakfast mug.A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
by Chachi55 April 9, 2022
Get the Breakfast Pastry mug.when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
by weiny0402 November 7, 2018
Get the Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast mug.A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020
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